go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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