I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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