...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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