her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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