I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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