I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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