So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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