we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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