you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
MIDGETS
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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