This girl is more easily done than said...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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