I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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