She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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