He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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