You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize
