break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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