just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
How external is "for external use only"?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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