maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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