During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
