He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
