So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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