six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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