Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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