I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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