you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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