Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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