He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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