So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
only if we run a train.
done.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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