he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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