That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
