okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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