and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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