People with herpes should wear stickers.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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