Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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