I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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