It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I haven't been this sober since birth.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just want nice things and good sex
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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