This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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