Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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