OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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