so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Randomize
