Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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