i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
