Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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