It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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