We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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