I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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