Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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