Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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