i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I met the friendliest cop last night
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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