Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
