I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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